What is your name?:
Kelsey Anna Schoening
Are you named after anyone?:
A great uncle somewhere along the line...
What's your screename?:
suicidPlayground on AIM
Would you name a child of yours after you?:
gets too confusing
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:
Jeffrey, i think
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:
i like my name, but the name tegan rocks...so does alexis...hmmm...
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?:
yeah, but usually it ends up the same
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?:
not for the world

Basics

Your gender::
Female
Straight/Gay/Bi::
Straight.
Single?:
nope, I'm involved with the best guy in the world!
If not, do you want to be?:
I'm content.
Birthdate::
07.23.84
Your age::
20
Age you act::
i've been told i act like i'm 25...then i'm told i act like i'm 7...take your pick
Age you wish you were::
i'm content.
Your height::
5'10"
Eye color::
dark brown
Happy with it?:
i would kill to have forest green eyes...
Hair color::
naturally light brown, there's a few other colors in there...
Happy with it?:
depends on the day
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous::
ambidexterous, i broke my right arm so it was kind of forced...
Your living arrangement::
In an apartment awaiting a new roommate
Your family::
Mom, Dad, me, Jeff, Josh, Stimpson J. Cat, and my betas, Mr. Lenny and George
Whats your job?:
photographer, procrastinator
Piercings?:
ummm... 7 at the moment
Tattoos?:
5
Obsessions?:
photography, silent hill, black and prog metal, sex, candles, tattoos...lots of stuff...
Addictions?:
coke (the caffinated kind), porn
Do you speak another language?:
je parle un peut francais...
Have a favorite quote?:
"when can i take you from this place?
when is the word but a sigh?
when is death our lone beholder?
when will we walk the final steps?
when can we scream instead of whisper?
when is the new beginning and the end of this sad madrigal?"
- opeth/"When"
Do you have a webpage?:
yeah, hasn't been updated in....oh....2 years...

Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it

Do you live in the moment?:
depends, usually yes
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:
yeah, too much
Do you have any secrets?:
who doesn't?
Do you hate yourself?:
not usually, although there are moments...
Do you like your handwriting?:
yeah
Do you have any bad habits?:
I eat too much sugar and I'm bad at keeping in touch with people I care about.
What is the compliment you get from most people?:
"Nice ear plugs!"
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?:
it wouldn't exist for long because it would be boring as FUCK and wouldn't make any money. Maybe it would be called "The Mundayne Existance Of Yet Another Bored Schoolgirl" or something.
What's your biggest fear?:
dying alone
Can you sing?:
in the shower to nocturnal rites.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:
Like Mr. T?
Are you a loner?:
at times
What are your #1 priorities in life?:
Being happy
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:
probably not. i put up quite the defense unless you know me.
Are you a daredevil?:
depends on the situation
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:
yeah
Are you passive or agressive?:
incredibly passive, but aggressive at times
Do you have a journal?:
yeah, livejournal (www.livejournal.com/users/dyscentry) and a little one with sally from the nightmare before christmas.
What is your greatest strength and weakness?:
i think my strength is my weakness: i'm too tolerant to others.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:
i'd be in better health
Do you think you are emotionally strong?:
usually, yes. i get over things pretty fast.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?:
a few things, yes.
Do you think life has been good so far?:
for the most part, it's been wonderful.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:
probably just the value of the most important things...
What do you like the most about your body?:
my eyes...my neck....and my black widow tattoo.
And least?:
my butt.
Do you think you are good looking?:
depends on the day
Are you confident?:
depends on the issue...
What is the fictional character you are most like?:
hmmmm.... i'd say claire redfield, just because she kicks ass
Are you perceived wrongly?:
yeah, all the time

Do You...

Smoke?:
No.
Do drugs?:
No.
Read the newspaper?:
yes
Pray?:
i haven't in a while
Go to church?:
on occasion
Talk to strangers who IM you?:
usually, then piss them off and see if they come back.
Sleep with stuffed animals?:
sometimes with my man, sometimes my big stuffed bat jo when i'm lonely...
Take walks in the rain?:
definately, so relaxing
Talk to people even though you hate them?:
yeah
Drive?:
i love to drive
Like to drive fast?:
definately! My wish list: '84 Trans Am, '72 Stingray...

Would or Have You Ever?

Liked your voice?:
yes
Hurt yourself?:
periodically
Been out of the country?:
to france, switzerland and italy
Eaten something that made other people sick?:
Ha, yeah
Been in love?:
I am
Done drugs?:
No.
Gone skinny dipping?:
yeah
Had a medical emergency?:
yup, too many to count
Had surgery?:
no, unless you count having toenails removed surgery (hey, some people do)
Ran away from home?:
never had to
Played strip poker?:
yeah
Gotten beaten up?:
in a figure of speaking
Beaten someone up?:
nope
Been picked on?:
yeah, i was the tallest person up until 7th grade...it was kind of devistating...
Been on stage?:
umm...a few times, but i have serious stage fright. i couldn't talk in front of people if my life depended on it.
Slept outdoors?:
oh yeah, good times.
Thought about suicide?:
not since 5th grade
Pulled an all nighter?:
yeah, numerous times
If yes, what is your record?:
oh, man....i think it was something like 52 hours
Gone one day without food?:
yeah
Talked on the phone all night?:
yeah, it's a wonderful feeling
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:
yeah, THAT is a beautiful thing
Slept all day?:
i physically can't, i get migranes if i sleep more than 9 hours...although it would be nice every now and then
Killed someone?:
i've liked to
Made out with a stranger?:
once.
Had sex with a stranger?:
no, i'm not that desperate
Thought you're going crazy?:
more along the lines of I AM.
Kissed the same sex?:
yeah
Done anything sexual with the same sex?:
no...contemplated it....
Been betrayed?:
yeah
Had a dream that came true?:
from time to time
Broken the law?:
a few times
Met a famous person?:
a few
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?:
why is it the cute little ones are always attracted to the front of my car?
On purpose?:
no. i'd like to kill people who do these things.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:
yeah
Stolen anything?:
no. wait...i stole 3 tampons from walgreens one time, the box was open and i had no cash, so...
Been on radio/tv?:
yeah, both.
Been in a mosh-pit?:
i live in the pit.
Had a nervous breakdown?:
yeah, my job is quite adventurous, to say the least
Bungee jumped?:
i want to!
Had a dream that kept coming back?:
yeah

Beliefs

Belive in life on other planets?:
sure do. i used to stay up all night with my mom watching unsolved mysteries, and they'd always cover life on mars... it kinda creeped me out as a kid
Miracles?:
yes
Astrology?:
to an extent
Magic?:
it's fun...
God?:
yes, i believe in a higher power
Satan?:
same as in the forementioned, although i think satan is somewhat contrived as a scapegoat for human error
Santa?:
oh, man....touchy subject...
Ghosts?:
definately
Luck?:
Yup
Love at first sight?:
Yes.
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?:
yeah
Witches?:
yes
Easter bunny?:
the easter bunny scared the crap out of me. honestly... a 6-foot rabit??
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?:
yes
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?:
lucky charms says so....
Do you wish on stars?:
sometimes. regaining innocence...

Deep Theological Questions

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:
somewhat
Do you think God has a gender?:
No.
Do you believe in organized religion?:
yes, it exists, but i don't agree with it
Where do you think we go when we die?:
it's up to personal interpretation

Friends

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?:
yeah
Who is your best friend?:
...ummm...probably elaine. i've known her since 5th grade, one of the only people i still talk to on a regular basis
Who's the one person that knows most about you?:
probably elaine, but i'm pretty open, so almost anyone who i trust
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?:
"you only live once" ...although it's gotten me in trouble more times than none...
Your favourite inside joke?:
oh my load!
Thing you're picked on most about?:
my appearance


Love and All That

Do you consider love a mistake?:
i consider it a learning experience
What do you find romantic?:
lots of things...candles, black metal, dark places, kisses, sweet nothings, music, dirty talk, etc, etc....
Turn-on?:
lots of things....music, porn, sweet nothings...
Turn-off?:
leather, lies, people who beat animals
First kiss?:
long time ago. in a parking garage on the way to see shakespear in love...
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you how would you feel?:
it would make me feel happy, but i'd try to do the friends thing.
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going:
usually, but not necessarially
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out:
it is socially acceptable
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive:
yeah. hahaha....never mind.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:
I've heard it said so, so sure.
What is best about the opposite sex?:
the voice, and the reassurance
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:
their mentality, most of the time
What's the last present someone gave you?:
A burrito at lunch today and a bunch of Sin City comics from Eric. So sweet!
Are you in love?:
so in love!
Do you consider your significant other hot?:
In his many sexy ways...


Right This Moment...

Are you going out?:
I'm going to bed
Will it be with your significant other?:
sadly, he's got to work tomorrow
Or some random person?:
Joe the bat?
What are you wearing right now?:
black lounge pants, a black cami and fuzzy socks
Body part you're touching right now::
my lip. i think there's a magnet between my finger and my lipring.
What are you worried about right now?:
money...sleep...school...
What book are you reading?:
The Big Fat Kill: A Tale From Sin City
What's on your mousepad?:
A gargoyl
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling::
bored, lonely, sleepy, hungry, broke
Are you bored?:
I think it's been mentioned
Are you tired?:
very.
Are you talking to anyone online?:
not at the moment
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:
just got off the phone with my brother
Are you lonely or content?:
contently lonely
Are you listening to music?:
Damien Rice/"The Blower's Daughter" (one of the most beautiful songs I think I've ever heard)
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